Mountain Kind

GOT PROBLEMS?
OLD UNUSED FURS LAYING AROUND?
SEVERAL SEVERE SITUATIONS TO SEVER YOURSELF FROM?

The best way you'll find to flay the grind is to join the mind of the mountain kind.

They live on mountains, and on sizable hills.
Their hair is unkempt, they know no contempt.
They grow hair behind their knees.
Some of them can turn into animals.

I'm leaving soon to seek them out, and join their number.

Consider: you probably won't have an opportunity like this again.